Bird Demotivational Poster
LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years
SUCCESS - God gives every bird it's food, but he does not throw it into the nest
RETARDS - I know a few.
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...
LOS ANGELES CENTER -
SWEET RIDE -
SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
TWEETY TOE - (look again)
FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally
TRUE LOVE -
DIFFERENT - Dare to be different
one upmanship -
LOVE - Yeah, yeah, yeah...... I love you too.
IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANE -
MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!
FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!
CONFORMITY - Sometimes it's just easier not to fit in.
THERE'S A FINE LINE - between bravery and stupidity
MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right
KARMA - It gets the best of us
I FARTED - Can you taste it
SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson
INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way
ALFRED HITCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS - The Sequel That Was Made Into A Video Game
EVOLUTION - The Winner
Seriously - 3 -
EVERYBODY KNOWS -
WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
REMIND THEM -
STUCK UP CROW -
I'M READY -
SOME DAYS IT JUST WASN'T WORTH IT TO GET OUT OF BED -
IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...
365 FOOLS -
SHIT - It tends to happen when you least expect it!
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?
GOOD LORD -
SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU -
TEXAS HEAT -
A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.
PARALLEL UNIVERSE - Where blondes are on top!
SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning
BIKER CHICKS -
PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.
ANGRY BIRDS - In real life it isn't always fun and games.
PUZZLING QUESTION - ARE TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND WORTH FOUR IN THE BUSH ?
CUTE DUCK FACES -
MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Hunting Song -
HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.
THAT MEME YOU POSTED - I found someone that still thinks it's funny.
NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima
FLAP FASTER NEXT TIME -
SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!
THOU SHALT NOT PASS - Without The Password
THE KILL -
ITS SO EASY TO DO -
PAPA OOO MOW MOW -
BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!
ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... - "...My true love gave to me, a Partridge in a- HEY! Where'd it go?"
PIGEOWNED - "You see your actions have consequences!!"
SO, WHERE'S THE MONEY?? - If You Won't Pay Your Debts Now Don Flamingo Will Not Be Amused!
"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests
SUN SHINY DAYS - Perfect for picnics
BYE BYE BIRDIE -
FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.
MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!
NOT YOUR PARENTS' DADAISM - Not even close.
BIG BIRD IN BIG TROUBLE-ROMEO BENNETT -
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN -
THE EARLY WORM -
O.K NEXT . - Brush Off Your Carving Knives, And Sweet Potato Pie And Bring On The Bird !
SLEEP LATE -
CHICKADEES - Sometimes they just go nucking futs
NATURE - it's beautiful isn't it?
BIRDSTRIKE (REDUX) -
BIRDS - Daphne Du Maurier knew it would happen.
EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE BIRD -
FADE TO BLACK -
EXISTENCE FOR WHAT? -
AVIAN FLU - Enough about us vulnerable humans.., Has anyone considered the impact on the Chickens..??
BIRDS OF A FEATHER -
CARRIER PIGEONS - They have been replaced by whispering hummingbirds.
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