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Bird Demotivational Poster

LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years

TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm
i am being serious when i say this is an actual ph**o of my sister and me. i have never seen this ph**o before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this ph**o came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!

SUCCESS - God gives every bird it's food, but he does not throw it into the nest

TAGS: bird success
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by wayne64

CloudchaserS - August 1, 2012, 12:22 am
Making it next in my list of thins I wanna check out :-)
Chrysophase2003 - August 1, 2012, 12:05 am
As a believer in crap happening, I feel bad for the beings crap created to be the bird's food.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:18 pm
I must agree with my peers. This is very good Wayne. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 10:44 am
How come we never see you at Religifake CloudchaserS?.....We might Mock religion sometimes, but we also discuss it.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2012, 10:02 am
As a believer that there is a God, I agree with this very much!
wayne64 - July 31, 2012, 9:55 am
Done! Thanks1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice!. Please post to Religifake also. Look at you, Mister popular! 5L
wayne64 - July 30, 2012, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the positive comment! I have it posted in motitwist.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:50 pm

Wayne - this is fantastic. Please post it to motitwist as well.

RETARDS - I know a few.

TAGS: bird owl funny retards
Rating: 2.96/5

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MO - May 5, 2009, 6:49 pm
The original was an absoloute flippin hoot! This one's purdy good as well. This is supposed to be a site for humor and I'm thinking more than some on here are just way to tight....lighten up retards and show me the funny!!!
hater - November 25, 2008, 11:38 am
wow ph**oshop is g**
Sean - September 1, 2008, 2:49 am
Bit of an "in" joke here, but f***in' funny. And the one at the top is the stroke of genious here. That one kills me. Bye.

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...


TAGS: avatar sweet ride bird taroc
Rating: 2.85/5

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Claire - December 23, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic movie, awesome poster.

SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

TAGS: smiles sunset smiley birds
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MFS

Sean - July 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
In honor of this poster I just vomitted a happy face.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:20 pm
Well said.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:22 pm


TWEETY TOE - (look again)

TAGS: tweety bird camel toe
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:27 am
Now that's funny. And yes I had to look again. Thanks for the help.

FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally

TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Kanidasha

Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


DIFFERENT - Dare to be different

TAGS: birds dare
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MFS

LOVE - Yeah, yeah, yeah...... I love you too.

TAGS: love funny birds
Rating: 4.85/5

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R.S.Jake - July 1, 2011, 12:41 pm


TAGS: bird airplane collision
Rating: 4.67/5

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7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:03 am
Budog - June 23, 2011, 5:40 am
Dayammmm, that screwed up his whole day !!!
SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 8:23 pm
That looks like a bird you will have a plane

MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!

FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!

TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:23 pm
this is bad a___! 5L

one upmanship -

TAGS: bird **** like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm


TAGS: bird favoritisim
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by andre33

GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:07 am
Mom always did like you best

CONFORMITY - Sometimes it's just easier not to fit in.

THERE'S A FINE LINE - between bravery and stupidity

TAGS: alligator bird
Rating: 4.8/5

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motinet - October 15, 2012, 10:25 pm


KARMA - It gets the best of us

MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right


TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?

SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson

INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way

TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
Speeling fail. 1L

ALFRED HITCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS - The Sequel That Was Made Into A Video Game

TAGS: angry birds hitch****
Rating: 4.63/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:40 am
guess, maybe, that may be the only way to get that "hitch" syllable posted... oh... wait...
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:38 am
The Master's name was "Hitch****"...
- April 22, 2013, 5:38 pm
Love the poster, 5L. No music in it at all, except source music in two scenes: a piano is played, and the children are singing in school.
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:02 pm
Cute... it's such an addicting game.

I FARTED - Can you taste it

EVOLUTION - The Winner


TAGS: bird is the word
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - February 18, 2011, 4:55 pm
The Ramones covered this song (Surfin' Bird) on one of their early albums. Their version is almost as good as this poster. Great.
Breannainn - February 17, 2011, 11:52 pm
lol, oh god d***it. First thing I saw when I logged on. Just had dinner. Stomach hurts from laughing. 5 lions.

WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0

TAGS: bread bird
Rating: 4.3/5

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OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.

TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant **** when they are in the air.. :)


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.66/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.


TAGS: the birds set
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:32 am
quoth the raven
Ascetic - March 22, 2012, 2:39 pm
Very good
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 11:38 am
Yeah, gotta be an ol' crow to remember...5 caws
motinet - March 22, 2012, 11:25 am

Budog - March 22, 2012, 6:09 am
LOL, 5L you know you are getting old if you remember that movie!
mariand - March 22, 2012, 5:04 am


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:18 pm
We used to build the most awesome stuff in this country!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:15 am
It Uses Too Much Gas
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:13 am
I Ask You TO Not Use My Stuff .
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:58 pm
They were most awe5ome to watch fly nearby...


TAGS: alfred hitch**** birds
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is Brilliance..!! love how it still has an avionics theme.., 5 flocking birds for you Airman...


IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...

TAGS: bliss feeling ignorance snake bird
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.

365 FOOLS -

SHIT - It tends to happen when you least expect it!

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...

TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.

APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?


TAGS: bird poop
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - August 16, 2012, 7:03 pm
5 Sham Wows, and a whole lotta elbow grease...
rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:55 pm

I don't care if he lived....I want to know what it is. 5 droppings


TAGS: birds touching
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
Moooooooooom!!! He keeps touching meeeee!!! ROFL x 5 lions!
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:09 am


A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.

TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one

PARALLEL UNIVERSE - Where blondes are on top!

SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning

TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook

SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!


PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.

ANGRY BIRDS - In real life it isn't always fun and games.




TAGS: two birds in the hand
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:24 pm
Those guys are adorable. I'm gonna say 6 ... if they're ugly.
Jerk - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
It depends on who's Bush


TAGS: duck face birds baby duckface
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:06 pm
kinda true
Sho - June 7, 2012, 12:23 am
My younger days
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 9:54 pm
And obviously I can't spell worth a darn while doing it either;)
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:15 pm
Well, actually I giving you a pouty, duckface as we speak and it's looks...well kinda bad. So no.
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:42 pm
come on, steve... there must be some other times...lol

MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Hunting Song -

TAGS: cats birds hunting song christmas
Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - December 25, 2013, 1:20 pm
Haha love it! :)

HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.

THAT MEME YOU POSTED - I found someone that still thinks it's funny.

TAGS: bird chick meme
Rating: 4.25/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 8:03 pm
...and look, it's a h** chick!!

NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima


TAGS: nagging problem women bird plus alka seltzer equals boom
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low


SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!

TAGS: squirrel bird vegetarian vegan carnivore
Rating: 3.25/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly

THOU SHALT NOT PASS - Without The Password

TAGS: bird
Rating: 1.92/5

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Fractals -



TAGS: bird cage stuck inside
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:52 pm
I Agree.
gas - January 4, 2012, 9:28 am
with the freedom to choose the cage in which we want to live, lol
Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 7:09 am

i approve this message.


TAGS: bird poop blame
Rating: 4.22/5

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SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:49 pm
Blaming atheists? That's hardly fair. God is the one who watches every sparrow crap, or however that expression goes.


TAGS: trashmen surfing bird
Rating: 3.56/5

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lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:27 am

BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!

ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... - "...My true love gave to me, a Partridge in a- HEY! Where'd it go?"

TAGS: cat partridge christmas bird
Rating: 3/5
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:19 pm
Love it...too bad it's an anonymous poster. So so sorry have to give it a 1L


PIGEOWNED - "You see your actions have consequences!!"

SO, WHERE'S THE MONEY?? - If You Won't Pay Your Debts Now Don Flamingo Will Not Be Amused!

TAGS: ruthless bird mafia
Rating: 3.79/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2013, 10:49 pm
forseti - April 13, 2010, 7:42 am
i do my very best ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 8:36 pm
You're getting there forseti. That one made me chuckle. 5

"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests

SUN SHINY DAYS - Perfect for picnics

TAGS: sunshine picnic birds
Rating: 3.05/5

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Faggot - October 7, 2009, 2:03 am
Thats the sims


FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.

TAGS: music italian clown freebird lynyrd
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:30 pm
Hate the song, love the poster.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:44 am
not a fan of most of your posters, but this and the kermit one rawk!

MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!


TAGS: bird sign
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 9:55 pm
Sean - December 11, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh god this poster is so true. I'm now dying to save up posters all year and then post them all at once so as to annoy the hell outta aggy. Must ... re ... sist .... Phew! Close one.
agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 7:37 pm
Jesus Christ!!! Been saving up motifakes all year? Quality over quantity... try it.


TAGS: egg or bird
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
DADA is the single greatest art movement in human history, IMO. Good'un, Uggster.
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:40 pm
Certainly not. My father thinks he's above nonsense like this DaDa you speak of, just cuz he gots a doctorate or some 5hit like dat.


TAGS: big bird dy2012
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:35 pm
5L for this dy2012, and I'm with you CloudchaserS. ;)
CloudchaserS - October 5, 2012, 11:30 am
I deleted ALL of the txt files on my 500G hard drive and I still don't have all the space I need :-P (hopes that someone 'll get that reference)
dy2012 - October 5, 2012, 9:20 am
thnx guyz ...
ughomer - October 5, 2012, 9:14 am
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! 5L DY.
GaryO - October 5, 2012, 9:10 am
N-I-C-E, very timely. 5L



TAGS: pzy magic eye bird staring
Rating: 4.65/5

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Arvantillian - December 7, 2011, 10:24 am
5 slightly cross-eyed lions!
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:44 pm

it helps if you're really really stoned. ehem...i mean thats what they tell me anyways :)
gas - December 4, 2011, 11:57 pm
and the ones with ph**os were specially hard... what memories!

Shhhh... -

TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm


TAGS: yellow bluebird rain urine humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 14, 2013, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Silver!~
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 1:49 pm
Love the twist on this! Random coincidence... Watching Clockwork Orange at the moment. Not the scene where Alex sings that song, but still...


TAGS: gets the bird
Rating: 4.4/5

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Bull - August 20, 2012, 10:00 pm
thank you! sry, I don't pay attention to comments on the main very often.
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 1:02 pm
And my 1st 5L laugh of the day goes to....

O.K NEXT . - Brush Off Your Carving Knives, And Sweet Potato Pie And Bring On The Bird !

TAGS: bird
Rating: 4.25/5

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NATURE - it's beautiful isn't it?

TAGS: nature bird
Rating: 2.63/5

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hopper - August 25, 2008, 5:58 pm
Projectile feces for the win!


BIRDS - Daphne Du Maurier knew it would happen.

TAGS: birds
Rating: 1.73/5

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TAGS: life death prey bird predator
Rating: 4.46/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2010, 10:40 am
Nice one.
Bovee - December 18, 2010, 9:34 am
True Demotivation


AVIAN FLU - Enough about us vulnerable humans.., Has anyone considered the impact on the Chickens..??


TAGS: teamwork u s air force thunderbirds
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I love this one. Strong message. I remember watching the Thunderbirds since they were in T-38's.


TAGS: birds screaming
Rating: 3.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:50 am
THAT looks like a lot of fun!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:18 am
I LOVE this one!!!!!!!

CARRIER PIGEONS - They have been replaced by whispering hummingbirds.

TAGS: hummingbirds
Rating: 2.7/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 21, 2011, 10:41 pm
I totally get this!
tried - January 19, 2011, 2:50 am
That's not a hummingbird. It's a kingfisher.
sickartist - January 11, 2010, 5:47 am
It takes something like a minute and a half to register. More if you type slow.

BAD DAYS - Some are worse than others

TAGS: yes thats a bird caught in a car grille
Rating: 2.23/5

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MO - March 11, 2010, 7:50 am
Must be a Toyota....(I couldn't stop myself)
Sean - March 10, 2010, 11:58 pm
Poor little guy. That'd ruin my day.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 11:54 pm
yes the bird had a bad day. person shouldn't care as long as it didn't damage anything